Little Britain

Britain, Britain, Britain. Why would you ever want to leave? Anybody who goes on holiday abroad is a traitor! I bloody love it here! Bloody love it! We produce the best films, the finest cuisines and our dogs are relatively rabies free. We have fathers of 13 years old, who have never even heard of the word ‘financially’. We have other fathers of 14 or maybe 9 who claim to be the real fathers. And this is all thanks to the peoples of Britain. I love Britain so much that everyday I sacrifice a child in honour of it. So thank the Lord, who incidentally is British, for the great things he has brought to this land.

Little Britain, the fourth series